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IAMRECANT's Medals
Total Medals Earned: 789 (From
132 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 13,315 Points
4 Swords Misadventures 7
Blizzeta Screamer
Unlocked 5/22/10
5 Points Click on the button that says "When's the next one coming out?"
5 Points Click on the button that says "When's the next one coming out?"
Red Link Bloopers
Unlocked 5/22/10
5 Points Find the hidden Red Link button for bloopers and outtakes.
5 Points Find the hidden Red Link button for bloopers and outtakes.
Robot Chicken
Unlocked 5/22/10
5 Points Click on Cojiro the Cucco for a Robot chicken gag.
5 Points Click on Cojiro the Cucco for a Robot chicken gag.
Chuck Norris
Unlocked 5/22/10
10 Points Click on one of the statues during the scene.
10 Points Click on one of the statues during the scene.
Find the Sign Guy
Unlocked 5/22/10
25 Points Click on one of Dark Link's clones to find the Sign guy right behind them.
25 Points Click on one of Dark Link's clones to find the Sign guy right behind them.
Get on with it
Unlocked 5/22/10
25 Points Click on Dark Link's sunglasses during his Matrix dialogue.
25 Points Click on Dark Link's sunglasses during his Matrix dialogue.
Zelda Bonus Scene
Unlocked 5/22/10
25 Points After the credits are over, Click on Zelda's eyes in the middle of the screen to see her complain about the episode.
25 Points After the credits are over, Click on Zelda's eyes in the middle of the screen to see her complain about the episode.
Dark Link's Milk
50 Points
When Blue talks about Dark Link, Click on the words "Dark Link" in the subtitles to see a deleted scene of the riot.
Sarias Song
Unlocked 5/22/10
100 Points Press Down Right Left, Down Right Left on the keyboard to play her song.
100 Points Press Down Right Left, Down Right Left on the keyboard to play her song.
Medals Earned: 8/9 (200/250 points)
A Bad Taste of Pico
Big Wet Juicy Kiss
Unlocked 5/1/10
25 Points Rescue NeNe.
25 Points Rescue NeNe.
Polygonal Victory
Unlocked 5/11/09
25 Points Beat the game!
25 Points Beat the game!
Twice the Fun
Unlocked 5/11/09
25 Points Rescue Darnell.
25 Points Rescue Darnell.
Dude, it's my Turn
Unlocked 5/1/10
50 Points ???
50 Points ???
Meat is Murder
50 Points
???
Vulgar Display of Power
Unlocked 5/1/10
50 Points ???
50 Points ???
Medals Earned: 5/6 (175/225 points)
Adventure Story
Clouds Disappear
Unlocked 1/4/12
5 Points Collapse a cloud by standing on it.
5 Points Collapse a cloud by standing on it.
Ice is Slippery
5 Points
Stand on ice and slide around.
Lava is Hot
5 Points
Stand on lava for too long and get hurt.
Shrooms are Bouncy
Unlocked 1/4/12
5 Points Bounce off a mushroom and into the air.
5 Points Bounce off a mushroom and into the air.
Watch Your Step
Unlocked 1/4/12
5 Points Collapse a wooden platform by walking over it.
5 Points Collapse a wooden platform by walking over it.
Animal Cruelty
10 Points
Drop an enemy into some spikes, and watch it suffer.
Desert Dash
10 Points
Beat Level 7 in under 50 seconds.
Foe Bouncer
Unlocked 1/4/12
10 Points Perform a massive aerial combo by bouncing off enemies.
10 Points Perform a massive aerial combo by bouncing off enemies.
Foe Juggler
Unlocked 1/4/12
10 Points Keep an enemy up in the air by attacking it.
10 Points Keep an enemy up in the air by attacking it.
Forest Jog
10 Points
Beat level 3 in under 40 seconds.
Frost Bite
10 Points
Hit an enemy with a dangling icicle.
Glacier Run
10 Points
Beat Level 13 in under 60 seconds.
Master Mage
10 Points
Cast a level 3 spell.
Master Warrior
10 Points
Lose your ability to cast spells, you don't need them.
Newbie Mage
Unlocked 1/4/12
10 Points Cast a spell for the first time.
10 Points Cast a spell for the first time.
Newbie Warrior
Unlocked 1/4/12
10 Points Discover the standard 3-hit melee combo.
10 Points Discover the standard 3-hit melee combo.
Self Destruction
10 Points
Defeat any boss with their own projectiles.
Spikes are Painful
10 Points
Fall into a pit of spikes and regret it.
The Credits
10 Points
Check out the credits page and maybe visit some links.
Volcano Sprint
10 Points
Beat Level 19 in under 70 seconds.
Balanced Skillset
25 Points
Buy the weakest version of every spell.
Boss Immunity
25 Points
Defeat any boss without getting hit.
Endangered Species
25 Points
Defeat 1000 foes in total.
Level Grinder
25 Points
Reach an experience level of 30.
Power Up
25 Points
Max out your HP and MP.
Boss Hunter
50 Points
Complete the Boss Rush on hard or epic difficulty.
Foe Exterminator
50 Points
Complete the Foe Rush on hard or epic difficulty.
Gold Hoarder
50 Points
Collect every coin in every level.
Great Adventurer
50 Points
Open every treasure chest in every level.
The End
100 Points
Complete level 20, rescue the princess and finish the game.
Medals Earned: 7/30 (55/600 points)
Africa Dudes
There
Unlocked 10/25/10
25 Points Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
25 Points Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
There and Black Again
50 Points
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
GO BACK TO AFRICA
100 Points
Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)
Apples in the Tree
Children of the Grave
Unlocked 9/20/10
5 Points Reach the graveyard
5 Points Reach the graveyard
Coward
5 Points
Just leave
Dreamer
Unlocked 9/21/10
10 Points You dream your life away
10 Points You dream your life away
Skull Beneath the Skin
Unlocked 9/20/10
10 Points Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
10 Points Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
Gray Fox
Mrs Nice Girl
25 Points
You are such a sweet sweet thing
When You're Evil
25 Points
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Goodnight Demon Slayer
Unlocked 9/21/10
50 Points Slay 20 demon bastards
50 Points Slay 20 demon bastards
Smashing Pumpkins
Unlocked 9/20/10
50 Points Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
50 Points Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
The Beast of Pirate's Bay
Unlocked 9/21/10
0 Points
Help The Beast of Pirate's Bay
Tornado of Souls
Unlocked 9/21/10
50 Points Escape the Tornado of Souls
50 Points Escape the Tornado of Souls
Fan Number 1
100 Points
Get an autograph from Ozzy
Medals Earned: 7/12 (175/330 points)
Applez
Aversion to death
Unlocked 11/30/09
5 Points Complete an easy level without dying
5 Points Complete an easy level without dying
Dog person
Unlocked 11/30/09
5 Points Stomp a cat
5 Points Stomp a cat
Obey gravity, it's the law
Unlocked 11/30/09
5 Points Attempt to double jump
5 Points Attempt to double jump
REALLY a dog person
Unlocked 11/30/09
5 Points Stomp a cat while fat
5 Points Stomp a cat while fat
Brutal takedown
Unlocked 11/30/09
10 Points Mid-air axe death
10 Points Mid-air axe death
Like a chubby vampire
10 Points
Death by spikes when fat
Skilled at not dying
10 Points
Complete a hard level without dying
Slow and steady
10 Points
Get to the flag when fat
Jump, magic jump
25 Points
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Untouchable
25 Points
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Curious
50 Points
Find a secret area
Godslayer
50 Points
Defeat the cat god
Royal rainbow
50 Points
Vomit on the princess
Collector
100 Points
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/360 points)
Armed Prophet
Alien Juice
10 Points
Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel
10 Points
Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat
Unlocked 11/19/09
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic
25 Points
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic
25 Points
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet
25 Points
Unlock all weapons.
Chairman
25 Points
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero
25 Points
Play through every stage.
Hand it Over
25 Points
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley
25 Points
Kill Smileborg
Skull
25 Points
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman
25 Points
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1
25 Points
Kill ZOMG
Handy Man
50 Points
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien
50 Points
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater
50 Points
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned
50 Points
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)
AVOIDAL
1 MILLION POINTS
Unlocked 11/8/10
5 Points Score 1 million points!
5 Points Score 1 million points!
10 STAR STREAK
5 Points
Destroy 10 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
TRAINING CIRCUITS
Unlocked 11/8/10
5 Points Reach difficulty level 5!
5 Points Reach difficulty level 5!
25 STAR STREAK
10 Points
Destroy 25 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
5 MILLION POINTS
10 Points
Score 5 million points!
50 STAR STREAK
10 Points
Destroy 50 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
AVERAGE JOBOT
10 Points
Reach difficulty level 10!
SERVO WORKOUT
10 Points
Reach difficulty level 15!
10 MILLION POINTS
25 Points
Score 10 million points!
100 STAR STREAK
25 Points
Destroy 100 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
20 MILLION POINTS
25 Points
Score 20 million points!
75 STAR STREAK
25 Points
Destroy 75 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
IRON MAIDEN
25 Points
Have 6 Yellow Spikes active at the same time!
MAGNETIC CHARM
25 Points
Have 6 Red Seekers following you at one time!
MECHANICAL ANIMAL
25 Points
Reach difficulty level 20!
SEEK AND DESTROY
25 Points
Use only Red Seekers to destroy 15 Blue Stars in a row!
SPIKED
25 Points
Use only Yellow Spikes to destroy 5 Blue Stars in a row!
SUPER SEEKER
25 Points
Score over 50k points using a Red Seeker on a Blue Star!
SUPER SPIKE
25 Points
Score over 250k points using a Yellow Spike on a Blue Star!
150 STAR STREAK
50 Points
Destroy 150 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
200 STAR STREAK
50 Points
Destroy 200 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
DEVASTATOR
50 Points
Reach difficulty level 30!
Secret Medal
Unlock this medal to view its details!
Medals Earned: 2/23 (10/500 points)
Babies Dream...
PHYSICAL THERAPY
Unlocked 2/8/10
5 Points Finish the tutorial.
5 Points Finish the tutorial.
TEAR IN THE WORLD
Unlocked 2/8/10
5 Points Enter a rift.
5 Points Enter a rift.
UNDER CONSTRUCTION
5 Points
Find the incomplete area.
HAPPY FAMILY
Unlocked 2/8/10
10 Points Finish the first level for each character.
10 Points Finish the first level for each character.
FULL POCKETS
25 Points
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
JUST ANOTHER DAY
25 Points
Finish Mell's story.
RACE FOREVER
Unlocked 2/8/10
25 Points Finish Fuzor's story.
25 Points Finish Fuzor's story.
SINGULAR SPEED
25 Points
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
THE QUEST TO BECOME
25 Points
Finish Naaij's story.
RACE TO THE END
50 Points
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
TREASURE HUNTER
50 Points
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
ETERNAL RECORDHOLDER
100 Points
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
THE WORLD CHANGES NOTHING
100 Points
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Medals Earned: 4/13 (45/450 points)
Balloon Boy Adventure
Ballooner
Unlocked 10/16/09
50 Points Survive 10,000 feet of intense ballooning.
50 Points Survive 10,000 feet of intense ballooning.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)